OH MY GODD this is my fuckin song. x-x
favorite movies → Ghost World (2001), dir. Terry Zwigoff
“i think only stupid people have good relationships.”
if my job was answering my text messages i would be fired
Seriously though. there’s like maybe 6 people text back, 7 tops.
cosmo sex tip #811: after he finishes from a blowjob and is no longer hard, point at his penis and scream “I ATE THE BONES” as loud as possible.
This was too funny to pass up
OH MY GODDDDDDDDDDDDDD
